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1. nuked
When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.
*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!
2. nuked
What happens to something (or someone) that gets so utterly destroyed or blown up that, no matter what, cannot possibly be in any worse condition.

in other words, completely dicintigrated from existence.
player 1: dude, I used the shoop da whoop gun on it, and it disappeared.
player 2: u completely nuked it, dude.
3. Nuked
Being farted and belched in the face, at the same time
Person 1: Awww, EWWW!
Person 2: Heh, you just got nuked.
4. nuked
to get drunk and sexy.
"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.
5. nuked
When your cell phone is unexpectedly blown up with an innumerable amount of texts.
Joe: When you were gone I heard your phone vibrating like crazy.

Bob: Wtf I was gone for five minutes and my phone got nuked...
6. nuked
being really fuckin stoned
um yo dude do i look nuked man??
by bobby thortin Feb 4, 2004 add a video
7. nuked
A poorly rolled joint, if a joint is nuked it looks in bad shape i.e. it hassnt been licked properly, its fairly loose and is pretty much unsmokable.
haha look at ryans spliff its completly nuked out
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