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The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
by bekkajade February 08, 2008