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1.
A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
by Theofrostus December 09, 2006
 
2.
The delicately balanced art of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.
Did you hear that he gave her a chocolate shotgun?
by SpaceMonkey1969 August 25, 2011
 
3.
After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.
Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.

Guy: No.
by Hotsauce33 April 03, 2009