3 definitions by 132_and_bush

Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.

Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016

Oh shit shuffle

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest

During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St

by 132_and_bush April 2, 2016

tachydramatic

A medical patient that freaks the fuck out over a minor malady or injury.

She had a small cough and got tachydramatic and insisted it was cancer

by 132_and_bush June 25, 2017