Mjolnir12982's definitions
A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
Get the Drowsy Schiavomug. A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.
I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...
by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017
Get the Mississauga Switchmug. The act of pulling out of a woman's mouth whilst receiving head, only to accidentally poke at her eye while jisming
Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...
by Mjolnir12982 January 25, 2010
Get the Serbian Monoclemug. An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
Get the Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticksmug. General terminology for the punitive practice amongst incarcerated criminals, of forcing a flavored pudding cup from a snack pack into the recipient's anus and then having one ore more prisoners sodomize the recipient.
While there are several variations of this practice in play across several prisons in the United States, what is generally accepted is that the exoticness of the snack pack flavor, number of syllables in it's name, and number of people pulling the train on the recipient, all increase in direct proportion to the severity of the offense. So if there's two to three people in line, and a vanilla/chocolate/strawberry pudding cup, it's probably a minor offense, like not sitting down to fart/piss. If the whole cell block is lined up and you hear the words "dragonberry/passionfruit-thin mint/fig newton-Gluten-free kiwi, lime, and chinchilla vegeterian..." assume someone blew up a fucking planet.
While there are several variations of this practice in play across several prisons in the United States, what is generally accepted is that the exoticness of the snack pack flavor, number of syllables in it's name, and number of people pulling the train on the recipient, all increase in direct proportion to the severity of the offense. So if there's two to three people in line, and a vanilla/chocolate/strawberry pudding cup, it's probably a minor offense, like not sitting down to fart/piss. If the whole cell block is lined up and you hear the words "dragonberry/passionfruit-thin mint/fig newton-Gluten-free kiwi, lime, and chinchilla vegeterian..." assume someone blew up a fucking planet.
Dude, Justin in D wing said they're snack-packing Nico after lights out! Not sure why, but the pudding cup is gingerbread alfalfa cucumber lime and lavender... im staying the fuck back when the ramrod rodeo kicks off!
by Mjolnir12982 April 10, 2017
Get the Snack-Packingmug. To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017
Get the Danger Yankmug. This one's for the ladies!
Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016
Get the Filthy Munchausenmug.