shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

shit in their hat

to ask someone to leave them alone or to go away in a dismissive way.

After he was asked to give money to the political cause, he told the campaign volunteer to shit in his hat.

by Ryan in NH August 26, 2005

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020

shit in a hat

Something to say when shit hits the fan, more of a frustration sound at best. eg. derived from shit on a stick but having its own unique flavor.
Means, "Fuck," or "Dammit" just more colorful.
Also used as "shit in a motherfucking hat"

Man: Dude, someone just fucked your gal
Response: Shit in a hat!

by Ares133 March 26, 2007

shit in your hat

a WWII era insult to someone who expects something unreasonable from you

"You can't have my parking spot, Mack. Why don't you go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears."

by B-Max August 15, 2006

go shit in your hat

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!

Go shit in your hat, you have no idea what your talking about.

by MisfitBandit72 June 5, 2016