Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.
Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?
Geoff:Shitcunted.
Geoff:Shitcunted.
by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009
The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."
George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!
Ali: Yes, George.
George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!
Ali: Yes, George.
George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!
by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021
The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.
by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 15, 2010
by Fade_and_Die May 16, 2006
"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"
by THE original Cunty October 31, 2013
Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.
The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.
by .abigoldfuckyou. March 27, 2011
The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.
"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"
by Cornish Cockney May 29, 2017