shit cunted 

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

shit cunted by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

Shitcunted 

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

Shitcunted by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

shitcuntedness 

Adjective describing a person who done something really bad that affected another persons life in a disrespect but unknowing way.

The car in front veered of the road and kicked up stones and broke my window, Fucking annoyed…..nothing ya can do about this but eat hard dick and cop the wrath of his shitcuntedness.

shitcuntedness by anonymous August 22, 2024

shitcuntery 

People that leave skidmarks in the toilets and anything that is shitcunt like

That guy just left the toilet roll empty.

Yes, thats pure shitcuntery

shitcuntery by Youramazingboy July 5, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008