also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit
Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!
by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009
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A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
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