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1. shit a brick sideways
An EXTREME case of constipation
Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
by HDR Feb 4, 2004 add a video
2. shit a brick sideways
Extreme surprise or exasperation
Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.
by toona Nov 5, 2003 add a video
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