shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shiruka 

Rude Japanese slang that would roughly translate to "I don't give a fuck".

You probably don't want to say this to your grandmother.
し る か
shi-ru-ka

Person 1: What kind of beer is that?
Person 2: Well it's a Guinness...
Person 1: Shiruka
Person 1: Got em

shiruka by Hakkota March 1, 2017

Shirmp 

A stupid word my friend made.

My friend made shirmp

Shirmp by ajcanadian January 13, 2020

shidump 

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

shidump by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shipume 

When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.

Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!

Shipume by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018

Shrumthi 

A cool, sweet, pretty Tamil. Also can be known as Madurai or Mamai.

Shrumthi is the sweetest thing in the world that ever happened to me!

Shrumthi by Detroit Malu Joe November 3, 2003

Shrump 

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

Shrump by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011