Shirtlifter 

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.

Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!

Shirtlifter by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023

Shartlifting 

V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.

Ex. 1:

Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?

Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.

Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.

Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.

Ex. 2:

Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.

Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012

shortlisted 

The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.

If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.

Getting shortlisted is a good thing.

I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!

shortlisted by Frank H. January 24, 2008

shitlist 

A metaphorical list in which people who are in ill favor with a given individual are placed.

that beeotch has been pissing me off for the last week, she's going on my shitlist

shitlist by kpaxken May 13, 2005

shitlist 

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.

Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.

shitlist by nplastic January 28, 2004

shirtlifter 

homosexual

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"

shirtlifter by wizard January 25, 2003

skirtlifter 

n. lesbian or bisexual girl. a female who lifts other females' skirts.

girl to guy hitting on her at pub: sorry, you've got the wrong equipment. i'm a skirtlifter.

skirtlifter by Amy Christ December 20, 2007