shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.

A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

shirted

to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt

ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.

by kozdog January 28, 2008

shirt

why are you looking up "shirt?"

You wear a fucking shirt.

by lzlnh May 22, 2012

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 10, 2016

shirt

Human advertisement device

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.

by ihavenoshirton101 June 17, 2004

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010