Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up

Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!

Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013

Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.

Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!

Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

shammered by Fini August 8, 2004

Gimme shimmee 

1- The extreme of "gimme mine." Instead of a "swipe" of simply the back of the neck, one does a 2 handed swipe of the front and back of the neck. Use if and only if "taking yours" is deemed too light a correctional punishment or if one repeatedly says something stupid, and "taking yours" doesnt seem to be ceasing their stupid remarks.

Example 1: James- "yo man... last night i wanted to shave my legs, but i didn't know how. So i woke up my hott mom and had her shave them for me."

Crawford- "Wowwww.. GIMME SHIMMEE"

Example 2: Doug- "I went for a run to the end of Landing and outta nowhere some giant birds started attacking me!"

Nolan- "Gimme Mine"

2 minutes pass...

Nolan- "Doug... why didn't you come hang out with us last night... you coulda gotten laid by some hott chicks."

Doug- "I had to read A Portrait of the Artist as A Young Man by James Joyce. A truly compelling work of literature."

Nolan- "YEAHHH... I'll take mine"

30 seconds pass...

Nolan- "So with all your reading yesterday, did you have time to catch any of the Mets-Yankees extra inning game?"

Doug- "Nope... I was too engulfed in viewing the 5 hour long I Love Lucy marathon"(makes a triumphant fist pumping motion in the air)

Nolan- "WOWWWW... GIMME SHIMMEE"

Gimme shimmee by Stoltzy June 11, 2006

shimmied 

To get shafted or done wrong.

He shimmied me, he didn't give me enough money.

shimmied by Buck rodgers November 12, 2013