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Sheeshus 

Jesus’ second coming where he was warped by the trends of the 21st century and won’t stop saying sheesh and telling among us jokes.
Person 1 “Jesus is being so annoying today. My ears hurt from his sheeshing.”

Person 2 “I know.”

Jesus “ my names not Jesus, it’s Sheeshus. Sussy impostor.
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Sheeshster 

A Sheeshster is an individual who seeks enjoyment through watching malarkey.
The sheeshster’s are watching TDLA on Tiktok looking for malarkey.
Sheeshster by Jewel 💎 September 11, 2022
a more polite and enthusiastic form of saying the lord's name.
-"mike, you just got an A+ in thermodynamics class!"
-"Sheesus!"
sheesus by MBul August 10, 2006
A female version of the word Jesus, used by someone to humorously substitute the female gender. Can be used to satirize ostentatious use of the exclamation "goddess" in the place of "god".
Praise Sheesus, Herllelujah!
sheesus by celeduc April 17, 2008

sheeshest 

That of most sheesh
Sheeeeeeeeeesh! That is the sheeshest thing I have ever seen!!!!!
sheeshest by Sheeshest person May 24, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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