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mushy shatass 

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

shitasmia 

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
shitasmia by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009
Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.
Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

shartasm 

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.
"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
shartasm by scodder August 14, 2010
sharting when someones dick is in you ass.
guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!
shatass by cookie dunker January 23, 2022
When you take a really huge crap and it feels sooooo nice
shitasm by KaBle December 7, 2006