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3 definitions by downtiggidy

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
by downtiggidy August 17, 2003
1)A person who does not go to the beach often, and ruins it for everyone when they do go
2) an amature
Most little kids from boone who try to surf are shoe-bes.
by Downtiggidy August 07, 2003
1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.
Peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up
by Downtiggidy August 07, 2003