by Wojeezy May 25, 2008
by Pipe Downn March 22, 2010
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
by Gabrielleisalwaysright June 7, 2011
The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
by Jeffrey March 26, 2004
shampoo, noun.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
by og October 27, 2004