28 definitions by Jeffrey

Top Definition
to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.
He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.
by Jeffrey December 17, 2004
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.
Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!
by Jeffrey April 11, 2003
half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous
Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous
by Jeffrey October 26, 2003
The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.
"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."
by Jeffrey November 24, 2004
The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"

"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
by Jeffrey August 14, 2005
When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.
Mama carries a front butt
by jeffrey November 10, 2004
a chinese guy that acts white.
look at that chonkey hideing his math skills
by jeffrey November 10, 2004

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