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A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
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shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Shacocker 

Kim Kardashian already filed for divorce? Shacocker!!
Shacocker by LaChick November 2, 2011

Shacockee 

Shacockee is a word made by three inapropriate kids named Rachel, Tyler, and Samson. Shacockee is basically an excuse to say any word inside school boundaries.
Suck my shacockee.

shamcock 

"Black Irish", usually of Denzelian Irish Descent: foreboding creamy white on the outside, all black on the cockside."Yea!!!!"Also known as the central most important holiday of the year, of the cult religion, known as vulva destroyerists.
Also known as Vulva Destroyer. Betty picked up a skinny redheaded freckled white guy who shamcocked her 6 ways to Sunday.

shamcock 

a penis with four testicles resembling the shape of a four leaf clover
Alex and Ian found a lucky four ball shamcock while frolicking through the pasture
shamcock by dson311 April 22, 2009