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Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.
Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!
by Darkko July 21, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Any almost any activity or event that takes place in Florida.
Hey, did you see the Dj at the House of Blues in orlando? He was a shamockery to the profession, he used a pre-recorded set.

Did you hear about billy's dad, the guy in transport? Transport, Ha, thats complete shamockery, transport in hand made goods from Columbia, right.

The election of George Bush by the Florida Supreme Court was shamockery.

by TDK July 11, 2006
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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