stagpole 

My own invention.

Different name for push pin, metal pin, or sharp end of a staple used to attach papers on a bulletin or notice board.

The best way to post flyers around campus is to use a stagpole on the boards.

stagpole by KatyaPower March 8, 2007

Sheffield Shagpile 

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.

Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.

Sheffield Shagpile by KJK72 July 31, 2008

Shagoplet 

This is the salutation given when another person in your proximity coughs. Use this as you would "bless you" when one sneezes, or "excuse you" after a burp.

You sneeze and that lady next to you says, "Bless you," (looking you down as if she just discovered COVID-24). She then coughs, and you say, "Shagoplet".

Shagoplet by Justme2078 July 29, 2024

Shagpiled 

Utterly exhausted and wiped out

Dude, I'm totally shagpiled. Can it wait until tomorrow?

Shagpiled by danbee0_1 May 15, 2025