Shamps 

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

Shamps by The corrector August 29, 2013

Shamps 

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!

Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps

Shamps by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

shemps by AC slappy August 16, 2009

Shimpsis 

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

Shimpsis by Big Nation April 4, 2003

shamps 

Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...

"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"

shamps by Kobie September 20, 2008

Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

Shomps by yagooo July 6, 2011

shampshit 

Another name for shampoo

The shampshit smells like cherry!

shampshit by Tom L. June 27, 2007