shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

shemps by AC slappy August 16, 2009

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

shempara 

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez

leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara

shempara by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

fake shemp 

Term coined by director great, Sam Raimi, referring to actors who stand in for those that aren't currently available. Usually dubbed in and with the back facing to the camera.

Bruce Campbell is sick with the flu, just put a fake shemp in for that last scene he needs to film...

fake shemp by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005

sheepshagger 

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!

sheepshagger by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Sheepstream 

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.

I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.

Sheepstream by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

Sheeps and Scorpz 

The BEST rap duo ever

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”

Sheeps and Scorpz by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019