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Person 1: I'm so desperate I searched sex doll on Urban dictionary.
Person 2: That's why you have no friends.
Person 1: *sobbing* Fuck you.
Person 2: That's why you have no friends.
Person 1: *sobbing* Fuck you.
Sex doll by sWeeT DoOdLeS NippLeS Medea April 24, 2020
sex doll
A doll purchased primarily for masturbation purposes, though a few of them are sold to health teachers.
sex doll by Word of the Day June 5, 2004
Sex Doll
The sex doll is a plastic/silicon replica of a female, meant for people to have sex with. The sex doll was first invented by a man named David Sex Doll in 1859 who, because he was a virgin, decided he wanted to create something that he could have sexual intercourse with that wouldnt reject him but also felt like a real woman, so he took some mud and put inside of a beaver pelt and sewed it together and that was the 1st sex doll.
sex doll
Undressing- taking it out of the box
Foreplay- blowing it up
Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll
penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay
afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.
Feeling dirty- priceless!
Foreplay- blowing it up
Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll
penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay
afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.
Feeling dirty- priceless!
sex doll by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
sex doll
An inflatable doll usually made of plastic. They are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.
Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.
sex doll by dick the perv January 31, 2008