seamin 

Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.

Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise

If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.

seamin by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007

Sesamol 

Sesamol is a chemical with antioxidant and cardioprotective properties found in sesame seeds. The melting point of sesamol is 62 to 65 °C (144 to 149 °F; 335 to 338 K). The boiling point of sesamol is 121 to 127 °C (250 to 261 °F; 394 to 400 K) at 5 mmHg (0.00657895 atm).

Sesamol is the chemical name for sesame seeds.

I am working with sesamol in the laboratory.

Could you pass the sesamol? I'm hungry.

Sesamol by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2021

seoomb 

An Acronym for, "Suck Everything Out Of My Bag"

A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.

After yelling seoomb, his whore quickly dropped to her knees and proceeded to do exactly what her mother taught her.

seoomb by Drano April 20, 2009

ryan seaman 

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

ryan seaman by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018

sexamination 

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

SCoaMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.

Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.

SCoaMF by sifty boones August 22, 2011

Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017