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1.
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.
by sifty boones August 18, 2011
 
2.
Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

Alternate: SCFOAMF
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.
by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 18, 2011
 
3.
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable failure.
Our president is such a SCOAMF!
by dickdickerson August 19, 2011
 
4.
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, used on conservative and libertarian blogs to describe both the performance and the person of President Obama.
That SCOAMF really jacked up the economy.
by Moronette August 22, 2011