SCoaMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.

Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.

SCoaMF by sifty boones August 22, 2011

SCOAMF 

Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

Alternate: SCFOAMF

He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

SCOAMF by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 22, 2011

SCOAMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable failure.

Our president is such a SCOAMF!

SCOAMF by dickdickerson August 23, 2011

SCOAMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, used on conservative and libertarian blogs to describe both the performance and the person of President Obama.

That SCOAMF really jacked up the economy.

SCOAMF by Moronette August 25, 2011

SCFOAMF 

Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.

He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCFOAMF.

SCFOAMF by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 21, 2011

scamfest 

(noun) a rapid series of scams, cons, and/or other forms of gainful deceit or stealthy theft

The "no-sale" bandit and his cohorts engaged in a scamfest of epic proportions, scoring sackfuls of cash and seven pounds of gold from their hapless victims.

scamfest by Jimulacrum July 3, 2007

Scamford 

An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.

Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.

Scamford by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015