when you're skateboarding and doing a flip trick or other critical maneuver and you land with the board standing straight up into your ass, sometimes it bleeds, thats why its called a seven ply enema.
dude, i was trying to kickflip the 10 stair and got a seven ply enema, it ruined my session.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.