a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.
Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....
by cluck July 23, 2003
An Irish word meaning liquid excriment. Runny poo (Diarrhoea)
i went to fucken kabab last night and this morning i had the scutters like good thing. Me ring is humming , ye know what i mean Anto man
by Grant Kirwan May 05, 2004
A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.
I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!
by johnny5 is alive June 05, 2010
An Irish slang word meaning runny poo or diarrhoea.
After a hot curry and 6 pints of Harp my wife always gets the scutters and stinks the house out.
by Chairman Shall October 11, 2007
Person whom has no control over his/her bowels or anus.
Christian Kent is a God Damn scutter!
by O.G._Mudbone May 14, 2015
a person who is scutty. doesnt wash and doesnt work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly.
look at that scutter. they are different to chavs because they dont even try to look godd in their own funny way. they just dont care at all. i want to die.
by spanksy February 27, 2005