Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019