21 definitions by cracky

Top Definition
A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet
by cracky March 01, 2003
Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.
by cracky March 01, 2003
A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
by cracky March 01, 2003
Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)
by cracky March 01, 2003

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