scurf

all purpose word that makes everything you say more steezy. It can be used as an adj, v, or, n

Lets scurf on out of here or I'm gonna scurf on you

by raphtherooffie February 16, 2010

Scurf

Victorian era slang for an exploitive employer or gang-leader.

I'll be paper thin and pale
The "Scurfs" took my life away
I'm patiently sedated
And now my only exit is
Is the cold
Is the cold poetic... Scythe

by AcePunkBeaver February 9, 2021

scurf

To steal WiFi internet access

He's was driving around the neighborhood, looking for an access point to scurf the web.

by Silver scurfer April 8, 2010

scurf

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

by minger magnet April 19, 2003

scurf

To scrape skin, or scrape anything..

shelby fell down in a pile of cow shit and scurf(ed) her wenis, and her dignity >=

by alice mood April 29, 2008

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker October 16, 2008