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1. most commonly used in south western pennsylvannia to describe a person who is dirty and smelly.

2. a gross smelly disease fish get.
"OMG did you see that dustin kid he is so greasy and he's worn that shirt every day this week WHAT A SCURF!"
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The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.
Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.
by Jump the shark February 23, 2009
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see Dandruff
Dry scaly and shredded skin
''whats dem nasty pieces in ya hair gal looks EWW! SCURF
!''
by sweet jesus July 19, 2006
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all purpose word that makes everything you say more steezy. It can be used as an adj, v, or, n
Lets scurf on out of here or I'm gonna scurf on you
by raphtherooffie February 16, 2010
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by Parmenides June 27, 2003
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One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.
Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!
by Snausage April 02, 2005
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To steal WiFi internet access
He's was driving around the neighborhood, looking for an access point to scurf the web.
by Silver scurfer April 07, 2010
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