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a supporter of Southampton F.C. however they aren't actually human. They are victims to generations of inbreeding which has lead to severe physical and mental disfigurement.

they are most commonly known for supporting the shittest team ever to play in the English football league and living in a grotty little city on the south coast the government have recently given the go-head to use it as a nuclear testing site

recent history proves that portsmouth are the better team having beaten the 4-1 in their last encounter in 2006. no more encounters have occured between these clubs following the scummers RELEGATION at the end of the 2005/06 season

they despise the people of Portsmouth because of their higher status in the English football league which, as a result, leads to them getting their heads kicked in by the Portsmouth's 657 crew.

the head scummer (chosen because he is the best looking one of them) Matt le Tissier is a self proclaimed gay and spends most of his time either on sky sports or at his favourite brighton nightclub

it is advisable to stay away from these people unless a fully trained 657 member and planning to hospitalise one of them
i just gave birth to a scummer - popular phrase upon performing a "number 2"

that scummer cunt is going to need a disabled seat at St. mary's by the time i've finished with him

i hope you like the taste of brick you scummer cunt!
by John Westwood mk 2 March 18, 2008
 
1.
Someone who hails from swindon or has any affiliation with Swindon Town FC
Look at that kev scummer with his burberry gear on... i'm going to throw half a brick at him!
by Akira August 18, 2004
 
2.
A fan of Watford FC.
Elton John is a dirty scummer.
by alban dan October 07, 2003
 
3.
The first recorded use of the word scummer dates back to 1585. It referred to one who scours the sea, a rover or a pirate. For many years it was a nickname for pirates or buccaneers. Then in the twentieth century football fans, especially fans of small clubs, began to use it for their rivals. Nowadays, Luton fans use it as a nickname for Watford, as do Grimsby fans for Hull.
Spanish treasure ships were attacked by English scummers off the coast of Hispaniola.
by iwys November 24, 2007
 
4.
A term of abuse used by football fans for supporters of a rival team. It originates from the word scum, which was first used by fans of London teams, such as Millwall, in the late 1960s. Nowadays, fans of many teams use it. For example, Lincoln fans call Scunthorpe fans the Scummers and it is also the name Leeds fans give to Manchester United fans.
Eric Cantona has gone to the Scummers.
by iwys5 June 23, 2007
 
5.
Another, popular name for Somerfield. Also referred to as Scummerfields for those with more time.

Where senior Years at Gillingham School spend most of their time.
Sixth Former 1- "I'm off down Scummers for some chocolate cake."
Sixth Former 2- "Bring me back some brownies, I can't get out 'till lunch."
by DrQui September 06, 2006
 
6.
People who wear yellow (they pretend it's gold) shirts in and around the Watford area of Hertfordshire.
Elton John, Graham Taylor, Tim "I'm a Chelsea fan really" Lovejoy.
by DocJr June 24, 2005
 
7.
Below Waster and junkie. The lowest form of waster you can get.
1.
Guy 1: 'Hey have you seen the new guy, Nick?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, hes a right scummer.'

2. Proud Parent: 'My son maybe me a heroin addict rent boy, but atleast he's not a scummer.'
by Pipe-Down May 26, 2006