scrutts 

i) Street Wise
ii) Exceptional

A more up to date version of "the dogs bo**ocks"

See the way that guy avoided the grief, thats scrutts man.

scrutts by mark scrutton June 23, 2007

Scrupts 

Scrupts, according to Stanislaw Lem, are used in scruptrum.

Scrupts are somewhat similar to Klapaucius's favorive pritons and gentle zits - however their social function seems entirely different.

Scrupts by scruptor January 5, 2012

Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.

When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.

Epic Scruts by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010

scruttocks 

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004

scruttocks 

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scruttock 

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

scruttock by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009