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Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
Epic Scruts by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010
Related Words
Prescription drugs, usually illicitly acquired and used relationally.
Know where I can find any scripts?
scripts by The Cosmos April 10, 2009

Scrutster 

A person who spends most of their working life in the toilets spraying shit all over whilst playing shit games on their phone.
Dan: Morning!
Workmates: Alright scrutster
Dan: I really need a shit
Scrutster by clodhopper August 22, 2008

Floppy Scripts 

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.
This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.
Floppy Scripts by liltimtim September 20, 2023

Scruptillious 

1) To be perfect at something or to be neat and tidy
2) To be a perfectionist
"Thats scruptillious work Johnson"
Scruptillious by CobraBytez November 27, 2003

Going to get our scripts 

The sublte definition to "going to bang eachother back at my house, and not come back for rehearsal anyway."
Actor: "Hey, I might be late for rehearsal. My girlfriend I are going to get our scripts."
Unsuspecting Director: "Okay. :D"