Scrooche cream 

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

Scrooche cream by Jamzig May 25, 2011

Scrotcher 

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

Scrotcher by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

scrooched by Methos August 18, 2003

Scrooching 

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

Scrooching by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

Scrooch Carrell 

Scrooch Carrell is literally the best person on this planet. She is wonderful, she is weird, and she is AWESOME

Scrooch Carrell is very tubotutus

Scrooch Carrell by Scrooch January 2, 2019

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

scrooched by john smith September 18, 2003

scrooch 

The space between the dick shaft and the ball sack.

Fine, I'll clean his toes, you get the scrooch.

scrooch by Merese August 9, 2018