A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
by Boris May 23, 2004
when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---
by YourNewFather November 19, 2021
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023
Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!
by KROISIN September 15, 2007
-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.
-In a short period of time he will do it
-In a short period of time he will do it
by nicolas.stn October 2, 2011
"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut September 1, 2020