6 definitions by BomberJacknut
I had to take part in some serious shadow puppetry to get those two to start dating... I played both sides and got them to like each other.
by BomberJacknut January 21, 2020
Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.
You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!
by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020
A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.
by BomberJacknut October 9, 2017
Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut September 1, 2020
When someone is driving without a care in the world, as they are in no hurry to reach their destination.
I’m trying to get to work on time, but I’m gonna be late because the guy in front of me’s on a Sunday drive!
by BomberJacknut June 16, 2019
Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.
Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?
by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019