Scratching my balls 

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

Scratching my balls by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

ball scratching 

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

ball scratching by Ashko November 23, 2009

ball scratching 

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

ball scratching by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

ball scratching 

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

ball scratching by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin

Scratching Your Testicles and Sniffing Your Hand

He be ball scratching n' sniffin

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin by Joe Balls EDP445 August 15, 2022