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scouring the pipes 

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
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scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!
scoring by brendan May 13, 2004

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.
Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.

Scouting 

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.
"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."
Scouting by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting 

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.
"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
MILF scouting by Wangdalf January 30, 2008