scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

So white

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site. Although the site is about white people it mostly refers to urban hipster types

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

Hotassium

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.

Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

rescrewvenate

to becoming rejuvenated by screwing.

Radcliffe was feeling kind of down, but he went out that night and was able to rescrewvenate

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

T.H.O.

Titty Hard On.

Coined by William Boland in 1989. Although most likely used before then.

That girl was either cold or she liked what she saw cause she had a major T.H.O.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy April 3, 2011