Libraryguy's definitions

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Jellyfish

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.

I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.

by Libraryguy July 28, 2009

T.H.O.

Titty Hard On.

Coined by William Boland in 1989. Although most likely used before then.

That girl was either cold or she liked what she saw cause she had a major T.H.O.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

Quarter

using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus

Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009