1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the Blowfessionalmug. 1. The female version of a Casanova
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the cockanovamug. 1. Sunni is defined as dick in Tamil
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
When I'm lost in this world, my sunni always leads the way.
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing sunni you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my sunni because she thought it was my phone.
"Vandhu en sunni nakku" means come lick my cock. Sunni can be prefixed with prefixes like Kaena like kaenasunni meaning stupid dick ."En sunniya umbu" means "suck my cock".Sunni can be pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-sunni means stupid cock. "Dei Mutta sunni" means hey stupid dick".
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing sunni you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my sunni because she thought it was my phone.
"Vandhu en sunni nakku" means come lick my cock. Sunni can be prefixed with prefixes like Kaena like kaenasunni meaning stupid dick ."En sunniya umbu" means "suck my cock".Sunni can be pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-sunni means stupid cock. "Dei Mutta sunni" means hey stupid dick".
by zingeraddict October 02, 2011
Get the Sunnimug. 1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise makermug. 1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.
2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
Get the Colt Single Action Armymug. Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .
Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go
Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!
Cibi :...what does that mean?...
Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.
Cibi : Come to my place now !!!
Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!
Cibi :...what does that mean?...
Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.
Cibi : Come to my place now !!!
by zingeraddict December 04, 2011
Get the i 1 2 4 qmug. 1. A cooler way of saying assassin .Best when pronounced with an Italian accent,like in Assassin's Creed 2.
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
Assassino :Time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the assassinomug.