zingeraddict's definitions
Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .
Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
by zingeraddict November 23, 2010
Get the Cum barragemug. 1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the Retardomug. 1.The female version of a Casanova.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the cockanovamug. When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendshipmug. 1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Sucktalitymug. 1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shieldmug. 1.The first time an individual confesses his love to another individual.The first articulation of that warm and sweet feeling called love.Usually lost when a person meets his or her first love.
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Wanker: that mutha fckin cock sucker just lost his iloveyouginity as soon as he met her.
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the iloveyouginitymug.