zingeraddict's definitions
international understanding of 'fuck you'
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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
Get the One finger salutemug. Ashwin : I farted
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
Get the Fartceptionmug. 1.a person of subnormal intelligence
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
Get the half-witmug. 1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Plant shitmug. 1. To preclude/prevent the act of cumming in order to indulge in more sessions of sexual acts.
2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.
3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.
4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.
3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.
4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Sexy blond : (Whispers), Soul meets soul on a lovers lips.I just know where to touch you and I just know what to do ♥ *Kisses Dylan passionately while unbuttoning his shirt and running her fingers through his muscular shoulders*
Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*
*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*
Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*
*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*
Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*
*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*
Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*
*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*
Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Cum precludemug. A javelin is a light spear designed primarily for casting as a ranged weapon. The javelin is almost always thrown by hand, unlike the arrow and slingshot, which are projectiles shot from a mechanism. However, hurling devices do exist to assist the javelin thrower in achieving greater distance.
Hot teacher :The word javelin comes from Middle English and it derives from Old French javeline, a diminutive of javelot which meant spear. The word javelot probably originated from the Celtic language.
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Javelinmug. 1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.
"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.
"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
Get the Flesh stickmug.