Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.

Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.

Scottified Taskmaster by Imperfectly perfect disaster July 9, 2019

Sottofied

Plagiarizing content from bloggers but passively aggressively denying any relevance of said-blogger, claiming they also ripped off that what they posted.

Senator Sotto didn't want to research the exact words of the study, instead he sottofied that blog post. Why should I admit to plagiarism if the blogger also just copied the results from the original research?

Sottofied by Unoriginal batcat August 21, 2012

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.

"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"

Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Spotified 

When a musician gets ripped off.

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.

Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

Scottimized 

The act of being anally raped figuratively by a guido, therefore taking on his characteristics.

Such characteristics are: Trying to swipe women from other bros, always talking about working out, going tanning on the reg, hooking up with bros girlfriends, repeatedly saying the line " I'm fucked up", having a wardrobe consisting of Affliction, Ed Hardy,and Tapout, and lastly thinking you are God's honest gift to women.

Man, he has been such a tool since he was Scottimized

Scottimized by Burning Pheonix November 21, 2010

scottied 

To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy.

Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bottles at Tenjune and I ended up in a lamp store in Brooklyn at 7am with only one shoe.

scottied by ny_zookeeper March 4, 2009

Scottied 

Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.

A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.

Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.

Scottied by Neor from Givat Shmuel December 24, 2020