Derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated
a)dude I just got schwafted by that test
b)This weekend I went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted
when something is beyond cool enough for only one word such as: wham or fantastic, that you must use two or three combined to describe it. others would be ahwsumtastic splendifantabulous ahwsumayzing
Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.
Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.