schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 03, 2006

Schwaft

A big Faggot with a small Penis

Guy 1: aw man that guy over there is such a Schwaft!
Guy 2: yeah I agree, such a Schwaft.

by A Saggin Reggin August 05, 2019

schwafted

Derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated

a)dude I just got schwafted by that test
b)This weekend I went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted

by Schwiggy McSchwag February 05, 2009