schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schlorping 

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

Schlorping by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlorping 

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

Schlorping by Crazydax April 19, 2011

Schlorking 

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

Schlorking by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019