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Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 01, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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