schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.

by Brian Ledsinger January 11, 2008

schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

by J Swole March 25, 2008

schlonk

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

by Schukie December 30, 2006

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023