schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schlumph 

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".

"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."

schlumph by xy&...z February 3, 2010

schnemph 

Located at the bottom of a males body between the gouch and the bottom of the testicles.

“ Ohh for schnemph sakes” “you are a schnemph”

schnemph by Jamezsisexy December 12, 2022

Schnumpf 

In reference to a penis that is of comically tiny proportion.

Wow, look! He has such a little Schnumpf!

Schnumpf by DeCkErZ123 December 22, 2023