Schvause 

Schvause, to fill an empty space with something.

Oh damn, this hole is in the way, let me schvause it.

Schvause by lazydbird June 27, 2021

German Shnouser 

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017

Underqualified Schnauzer 

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

Underqualified Schnauzer by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018

schnatter 

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

A Schauermann Joke 

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

ulrich schnauss 

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.

A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"

ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006