Top Definition
n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.
"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."
by slagitor October 30, 2013
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.